A friend of mine took a pic, awhile back. It was one of a strip mall. It had a couple signs for some businesses. One that said “Exotic Birds” and right next to it “Wing stop coming soon.” Well, the wild bird place is now out of business. Hmmm.

What the heck?! John Kerry said he “Should’ve gone to 1600 Pennsylvania ave and killed the real bird with one stone.”

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Some people know that I play hockey. I love it and as a player we need protection. Helmets, elbow pads, shinguards and more are a must. So is a piece that we guys really need. Known as a cup. You all have seen these. Yes it’s called a cup but you don’t want to drink out of it. My daughter is quite the copycat now. And she loves to watch daddy play hockey. She even has her own stick and a ball to chase around. She also understands the need for protective equipment in sports. She was wearing one of my pads from my girdle around her body and running into things. Realizing that it did not hurt as much. Then she noticed the cup. Well, that ended up on her head as a helmet. I could only laugh and shake my head.

So Mr. Bill, you’ve been bragging about all the jobs you’ve created in New Mexico (which is laughable at best because the only jobs you can create are government jobs) what will you do about all the jobs loast at Intel and now AOL? Are you taking credit for loosing those as well?

A company had a help wanted ad on a job search website. They asked for someone that has, “…suburb communications skills…”   HUH?!

So I made up a fake resume and called myself “T…O…. double D”. Instead of posting my job descriptions I called them my “mad skillz”. My salary requirements were obviously the “benjamins”.

 I’m still waiting for a call back.

Don’t you understand?  Good night! People are in right turn only lanes and go straignt! Since when is that legal and since when do these idiots have the nerve to get mad at me for going straight from the appropriate lane? A lady (term used loosely) went straight from a rt turn only lane and almost hit me. Then yells at me! She said “HEY A$$HOLE, I have a kid in the car!” I replied “Dang, I’m sorry you reproduced!”